YouTube Is My Father

Not really, of course—but it has taught me to tie a tie, change a flat tire, and more.
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The closest I've ever been to my father was in the Wayne County Family Services building in Detroit. We were sitting beside one another in a small room, our knees nearly touching, while a man in a white coat and khaki pants was drawing out two cotton-toothed swabs from a glass jar on the counter. Mom was there, too. She'd pulled me out of class—I was young; a freshman in high school—to attend her child-support hearing in which the judge had ordered a DNA test done before my father had to fork over any of his money.

In the room the three of us sat in silence. My father wore a sharp black suit that looked expensive. Everything about him looked expensive. His pomaded hair, his silver-rimmed glasses. Even the car he drove, a Lincoln Continental that I'd later see him pulling away in, seemed to me the personification of success. But little of that mattered. He was just a man in a nice suit. Someone I'd never spoken a word to. In fact, the only time either of us opened our mouths was when the man with the cotton swabs reached in to scrape out DNA samples from our cheeks.

I sometimes recall this memory of my father when I put on a suit. I look in the mirror, and just as I'm lifting my collar to sling my tie around my neck, I laugh. I laugh because it was not my father who taught me how to tie a tie, nor pick out a suit. It was not my father who taught me how to change the oil in my car, drive a six-speed, build a fire, or shave with a straight razor. All that I owe to one website: YouTube.

Since its inception, YouTube members have used the video-sharing platform as a stage for everything from mediocre comedy bits to popping the "Biggest Pimple in the World." And there is a specific genre of video that has given young men and women who've grown up without a father the chance to learn trades typically instilled by dear old dad. Videos like "Replacing Breakers in an Electrical Panel" and "How to Slaughter, Skin, Gut, and Butcher a Rabbit" have taught hundreds of thousands of viewers skills that are generally acquired from "the man of the house."

Don't get me wrong; a woman is more than capable of imbuing her child with any of these aptitudes, but just like more than 10 million single mothers in the United States, mine played the role of both parents while working 60 hours a week—she didn't have time to, say, pop open the hood on my '95 Caribbean green Mercury Tracer and show me how to replace the water pump and timing belt.

The voices in the videos are always the most interesting aspect. Here, a man with a thick New England accent brings a greater sense of fatherly instinct while teaching you how to replace the water pump and timing belt on your car.

"As you get older you start relying on people other than your parents to educate you," says Andrew Jardine, a 23-year-old network sourcing specialist at ABC in Manhattan. Andrew's parents divorced when he was eight years old, and he and his identical twin brother, Shane, have since used YouTube to teach themselves things (like changing flat tires) that their mother, Darlene, wasn't able to fit in when they were growing up.

Shane Jardine recently used this video to learn how to change the tire on his Ford Focus.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a third of American children are living in fatherless homes, and some sociologists have gone as far as to say that the absence of a father in a child's life is the greatest social problem facing America. Certainly it would be absurd to consider YouTube as an adequate alternative to an actual father-figure in the home; however, by using it as a free parenting tool, single mothers can help develop father-oriented traits in the child's growth process.

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Michael Anthony Adams is a freelancer writer based in Chicago.

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