Why Would They Turn Against Us?

The Onion is aware of the danger: See web-only content:
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2008/03/why-would-they-turn-against-us/43949/ "The president was just speaking to its 'destroy all humans' base" is a classic.

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