Best Nickname Competition

Now that he's secured the support of retired major general James "Spider" Marks, I think Mitt Romney can add "best surrogate nickname" to good poll numbers in the early states and a Mormon fundraising network in terms of key campaign strengths. Any other contenders in the cool surrogate nickname field?

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