- Try for a while, fail, and give up.
- Finish moving the other stuff with the help of your friends.
- Enjoy post-moving beers with friends.
- Watch friends leave.
- Enjoy a couple more beers.
- Try again, this time pushing really hard.
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2007/09/fold-your-box-spring/46102/
