Mortal Combat

All my life, people have been telling me "Matt, you can't get drunk and start swinging knives around at people." To the weak-minded, this is good advice, but I do it all the time and there's never any ill-effect. For example, at a New Year's Eve party, I got into this small knife fight with Becks and it was all fine.

This article available online at:

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2007/01/mortal-combat/41095/