This here is actually an onion-chopping incident from when Spencer was cooking fajitas for the house.
Catherine went to Rite Aid to secure the bandages, while I took over chopping duty and Spencer demonstrated tremendous professionalism by grilling the beef without dripping blood on it. A delicious time was had by all. Just another slice of life from the exciting world of professional political journalism.
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2006/10/point-of-clarification/40371/