From the weak candidates to the elongated calendar, everybody has a different theory for why the Republican presidential contest is taking so long.
The race for the Republican presidential nomination was supposed to be over by now. And yet, somehow, it isn't. If anything, as Michigan and Arizona prepare to weigh in with their primaries Tuesday, things seem more up in the air than ever.
Two candidates, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum, have each won four states apiece; another, Newt Gingrich, has won just South Carolina but swears he's staying in all the way to the convention; and a fourth, Ron Paul, hasn't won a single contest, but seems to live in a parallel political universe where losing primaries is no obstacle to eventual victory. The latest polls put Romney just a hair ahead of Santorum in Tuesday's Michigan primary, but Santorum has tended to outperform polls on Election Day, and can credibly argue that even a close loss in Romney's native state is a major blow to the former Massachusetts governor. Then next week it's on to Super Tuesday, where 10 diverse states, from Ohio to Oklahoma to Idaho, present a new wide-open landscape.
Analyses seeking to explain the still-unsettled nature of the contest have hit on various factors as the supposed explanation, but no single cause seems to explain it. Here are a few of the causes we've seen cited -- and why they fall short.
1. It's the candidates. In a word, they're all terrible. The remaining field consists of a squishy, unprincipled one-term governor who has no idea what real people's lives are like; a former House speaker who resigned in disgrace after personal and political scandals; a former senator who lost his last election by 18 percentage points and wants to return American society to the 19th century; and a nutty congressional back-bencher obsessed with the gold standard. The also-rans weren't much better, from the Texan who made George W. Bush look like an intellectual heavyweight to the former Chinese ambassador who somehow thought he could win the GOP grassroots by talking down to them. With their choices limited to this bunch of clowns, is it any wonder Republican primary voters are ambivalent?
"The race is so up in the air because conservatives have decided they can't embrace Mitt Romney -- the deal-closing that everybody thought would happen isn't happening -- but they're not sure about the other guys either," said RedState founder Erick Erickson. "Everybody wants to beat Barack Obama, and it seems that may not be possible with the current field."
What's wrong with this theory: No candidate, or president for that matter, has ever been perfect, and the GOP politicians who are currently the subject of if-only-they'd-run wishful thinking -- Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Mitch Daniels -- all have obvious personal and ideological liabilities that probably would have made their runs no more successful than the current candidates'. Plus, they didn't want to run. "We saw what happened with Fred Thompson last time and Rick Perry this time," Erickson said. "When you drag a candidate in who doesn't really want to be there, it doesn't end well."
2. It's the voters. They're so right-wing, so obsessed with ideological purity and determined to thwart the Washington establishment, whatever that is, that they can't reach consensus. In these days of Tea Party ferment and directionless anger, voters are impossible to satisfy; what's more, they're so consumed with antagonism for absolutely everything that it's impossible for them to make a positive choice. The sort of purity-over-electability attitude that in 2010 led to the Senate nominations of candidates like Christine O'Donnell and Sharron Angle is at war with rank-and-file Republicans' desire for orderliness. If these too-picky suitors would just settle for Mr. Right Now, this argument goes, we would have a nominee by now.
"The chaos in the race reflects the convulsions that are still roiling the Republican Party," said John Feehery, a GOP consultant and former congressional aide. "The consensus of what the GOP stands for has broken down post-Bush." In Reagan's day, the "three-legged stool" of economic, social and national-security conservatism was mutually reinforcing, but these days those three strands are more likely to see themselves as competing in a zero-sum struggle for the heart of the party. Meanwhile, a relentlessly negative campaign is extremely skilled at convincing people what they can't accept -- leaving them no positive alternative.