Apparently created to make white people feel as embarrassed as possible, this video is the handiwork of Stefanie Heminger and her friend Kate, who previously delivered some Rick Perry facts while wearing bathing suits and cowboy boots (if you like cleavage and fake autographs, the end is worth waiting for).

The worst/best lyric:

Registered Republican and all about the next election
Votin' for Rick Perry, he'll give a straight man erection

Stefanie and Kate felt the need to clarify on YouTube:

THIS IS A JOKE. we were bored downtown and made this in 10 minutes and had a blast!! we're so white ;) PERRY in 2012

Indeed.

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