You Strike a Deal, Become Best Friends with Obama, and Co-Star in a Buddy-Cop Film
"Mr. President, you've got yourself a deal," you tell him.
The two of you stand, clasping hands firmly, and down what's left of the bourbon in your glasses. You emerge from the Oval Office to a disbelieving Cantor and a stunned cadre of White House aides.
At a joint press conference announcing the deal, your mutual affection is evident. You make jokes and pat each other on the back.
Miramax offers you a deal to co-star in a buddy-cop film entitled "D.C. Hustle, featuring Speaker and The Prez" with Seth Rogen cast as the rookie tag-along/comic-relief character.
The deal passes, and the government continues to function.