Michelle Malkin was going postal this morning about "new federally subsidized counseling services" for those suffering from economic hardships. Sounds like a crazy government boondoggle, right? Indeed it does. And Drudge seems to agree.

But, fortunately for taxpayers and unfortunately for critics, the new "services" in question actually consist of a single page on the website of the Substance Abuse & Mental Health Services Administration. The page contains barely more than a thousand words.