I suppose it was going to happen eventually, although the $99.95 price seems like financial fraud in its own right. The AP reports:
Mad at disgraced investor Bernard Madoff? There's a toy just for you. One of the vendors at this week's Toy Fair is offering the "Smash-Me Bernie," a $99.95 Madoff lookalike doll that wears a devil-red suit and carries a pitchfork. It comes with its own hammer -- so you can pulverize it.