I'm glad to see a show that tries to dramatize the decadent weirdness of the Upper East Side private school world (and they even added in a doesn't-fit-in character with an aging hipster dad), but where have all the Jews gone? The New York City elite hasn't been that kind of WASP preserve for decades. . . .
You don't have to tell her how big she is. You don't need to touch her belly.