Larry Craig's Excuses

Copied from, and with sincere appreciation to, ABC News's The Note:

Collecting the reasons that Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, didn’t do it:

1. “Wide stance.”
2. “He said/he said.”
3. Roaming toilet paper.
4. He’s a commuter. (?)
5. “Witch hunt.”
6. “Jiminy!”
7. “I am not gay. I never have been gay.”

8. “I am not gay. I love my wife.”

Craig also, apparently, loves political reporters. (Imagine what the next 36 hours will bring. And is he holding out the possibility of becoming gay in the future?)