So I'm riding the Acela this morning and bump into an old friend. In the modern fashion, he googles me during a break in our conversation and comes up with my personal homepage (the one I haven't updated since the Russo-Japanese War). He attempts to open the site, but gets this message from the Amtrak server:

The page you are attempting to access has been blocked by an automatic content filter because it contains content belonging to the category of: Porn. If you feel the website you are attempting to access has been incorrectly blocked, contact us at : wwwmamtrak.com/contactus

It's obviously a much more exciting site than I had previously realized.