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Reuters

“Kylo and Rey stuck in my mind like popcorn kernels in my teeth,” Rosie, who writes Star Wars fan fiction.

“The first thing is that a snake talked. After I heard that, I completely gave up on it,” —14-year-old Aiden Smith, on Christianity.

“One day I should probably call her and say, ‘You have 200,000 new friends, you just don’t know it,’” Dennis Mortenson, who named his company's digital assistant after a woman he used to work with.

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