What Jewish Women Do and Don't Do, Weiner Edition

By Jeffrey Goldberg

Here is the charming Mr. Weiner, in one of his sexting exchanges, via The New York Post:

"you give good head?" the pervy politician asked her.

"ive been told really good . . . and i love doing it," Weiss purred.

"wow a jewish girl who sucks [bleep]!" Weiner replied. "this thing is ready to do damage."

On the general matter of Weiner's comically-pathetic behavior, I'm with Andrew, who wrote yesterday, in a post entitled "Were you fully erect?":

That was the last question I heard shouted by the press over the media din as Anthony Weiner copped to, er, sextweeting? The country is facing potential default, the leader of the GOP is a delusional maniac, the Middle East remains on a knife edge ... and the question in the headline above is still ringing in my ears.

Weiner has not resigned and, frankly, I see little reason why he should. No one, so far as I can tell, was harassed, no one was abused, no actual sex even took place at all. I'm not sure one can even find any hypocrisy here. Moreover, if online flirting is unforgivable, why isn't off-line flirting unforgivable? And what really is the difference? Apart from pictures that can be used to humiliate - and even blackmail.

Of course, it would be understandable if Huma Abedin, Weiner's way-too-good-for-him wife (I know her a little, and she's a thoroughly impressive person), would call in the mohel from Foreskin Man and have a little bit more taken off of Weiner's putatively damage-causing but probably-not-so-impressive penis, but this is a private matter, within a marriage.

On the issue of Weiner and Jewish women. my intuition, plus knowledge of his dating pattern, plus the fact that he married a non-Jew, plus the aforementioned pathetic text, suggest to me that this putz has some problems here.  I'm not going near the question of what Jewish women do or don't do in bed, but suffice it to say that Jewish women are terribly, and contradictorily, stereotyped by society, and, often, by Jewish men themselves. Either they're dark, hot-blooded sluts (a common Wasps fantasy, by the way -- some of my best friends are Wasps with Jewish women-fixations) or they are, as Weiner would have it, the frozen chosen. The truth, of course, is that all women are different, but I've noticed a couple of  things over the years: 1) A great number of Jewish women possess an irresistible combination of sexiness, intelligence, ambition, and a deep capacity for love; and 2) Many Jewish men, the less manly-men, in particular, are intimidated by these superstar Jewish women. It's hard to say that Weiner didn't go for a strong woman (a woman from another desert-based religion, by the way), but his text suggests a kind of caricaturing I find a little bit disgusting.

I know this sounds as if I'm advertising for a Jewish woman, but, thanks to the great philo-Semite Malcolm Gladwell, I found the best one, thank you very much.

This article available online at:

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/06/what-jewish-women-do-and-dont-do-weiner-edition/240048/