It's a federal crime for people to pretend to be war heroes. But are those stories any more dishonest -- or damaging to veterans -- than Hollywood's fictions?
I have absolutely no use, none, for the Stolen Valor Act, an abomination of a 2005 federal law that makes it a crime, punishable for up to one year in prison, for a person to lie about whether he or she has received a military award or decoration.
It was passed by the same addled Congress that gave us the unconstitutional Detainee Treatment Act, and was signed into law by the same president who paraded around, dressed like a pilot, when he fatefully declared "mission accomplished" in Iraq. In fact, most of the legislators who voted for the needless law are the ones who decry the creeping expansion of federal jurisdiction. This is a bad law -- a cynical one -- passed so politicians could pretend that they are worthy of honor for sticking up for the honor of the real heroes of our military.
The big lies, the commercial ones, are shrugged off. The small lies are turned into crimes -- and prosecuted in federal court.
Lying is bad. Lying about being a military hero is worse. But the idea that it should be a federal crime -- even when no one is harmed by the lie -- is absurd when you consider all the other ways in which our armed forces, and patriotism itself, are marketed for profit and policy. The statute says you cannot lie about being a war hero. But Hollywood can make up stories about war heroes without committing a crime, and television marketers can peddle patriotism (and 9/11 itself) with impunity. The big lies, the commercial ones, are shrugged off. The small lies are turned into crimes -- and prosecuted in federal court.
On Wednesday morning, the United States Supreme Court will hear oral argument in a case that likely will determine the outcome of the Stolen Valor Act. The case is styled United States v. Alvarez. Scotusblog's Lyle Denniston has written a really good preview here. Essentially, the justices have to broker a conflict between the 10th Circuit (which upheld the law) and the 9th Circuit (which didn't) over the Act's scope and constitutionality. Hopefully, the court will continue its recently ardent defense of the first amendment by definitively kicking the law to the curb.
That would be a victory for Xavier Alvarez, the subject of Wednesday's argument and the creep who falsely claimed in 2007 that he had won a Congressional Medal of Honor. But Alvarez already has paid a price for his lie. As Denniston recounts, Alvarez was "rather soon subjected to what his lawyers call a 'public shaming,' earning such epithets in the community and local newspapers as an 'idiot,' a 'jerk,' 'cretinous,' and 'ultimate slime.'" Our federal prisons are already crowded; do taxpayers need to pay to keep men like Alvarez in custody?
That's all I want to say about the case itself. But hopefully the timing of the argument won't be lost on anyone who went to the movies this past holiday weekend. I did. I went to see The Grey (Bad wolf! Baa-aaad wolf!) and one of the previews before the film was for the movie Act of Valor, an action adventure involving good guys and terrorists. The trailer proudly proclaims that "the characters in this film are portrayed by active duty U.S. Navy Seals"-- you know, like the brave ones who so brilliantly knocked off Osama bin Laden.
The movie comes out Friday -- two days after the justices meet in Alvarez. Oh, Lord, let there be a justice who cheekily asks on Wednesday: "Speaking of valor, why shouldn't the folks creatively associated with the Act of Valor film also be prosecuted under the Stolen Valor Act? It's a piece of fiction, isn't it? And isn't the purpose of the statute to protect a real war hero's reputation for valor by criminalizing false claims of valor?" (Yes, yes, I know. The Stolen Valor Act only applies if you've falsely represented yourself as having received a medal -- and I didn't see any medals in the trailer.)