I'm only vaguely aware of the existence of Katy Perry (though the junior Goldblogs have tried to raise my consciousness on the issue), and I was not heretofore aware of the existence of Katy Perry's father, but he sounds like a real shmendrick:

Keith Hudson told worshippers:
"You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey. You go to LA and they own all the Rolex and diamond places. Walk down a part of LA where we live and it is so rich it smells. You ever smell rich? They are all Jews, hallelujah. Amen."

Hallelujah. To-do list for this week: Get one of those Jew Rolexes.