Ew. Get your shots before heading over to Hef's house--and maybe think twice about taking a dip in the Grotto. There's been an outbreak of something at the Playboy Mansion, though thankfully not venereal disease. Surprised this sort of thing doesn't happen more often. And how fitting that the source seems to have been--heh--a fog machine.
"It's outrageous what's on TV. It looks like that man is in charge of the country."