The Pamela Geller Automatic Rant Generator

This is a stroke of genius from Little Green Footballs: Just press a button and out comes a genuine Pamela Geller racist rant. Try it yourself. Here's my favorite one so far:

Leftard assclowns are at it again! This week your humble Atla exposed them plotting to destroy the precious free speech of patriotic anti-jihad bloggers with the constrution of a towering Ground Zero mega mosque looking down on the cemetery of 911, and the call to prayer heard by our precious childrenin every city. Leftard assclowns may try to tell you otherwise, but these vile traitors are all as bad as Hitler! That's why we need more people like the hottie Geert Wilders and Filip DeWinter of Vlaams Belang, who are not fascists, as they ban sharia law from the courts, because vile Islamic supremists are already in control of the entire US government. We will take it to the streets. We will take it to the media. We will take it to the movies. We will take it to the halls of justice.
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Jeffrey Goldberg is a national correspondent for The Atlantic and a recipient of the National Magazine Award for Reporting. He is the author of Prisoners: A Story of Friendship and Terror. More

Before joining The Atlantic in 2007, Goldberg was a Middle East correspondent, and the Washington correspondent, for The New Yorker. He was previouslly a correspondent for The New York Times Magazine and New York magazine. He has also written for the Jewish Daily Forward and was a columnist for The Jerusalem Post.

Goldberg's book Prisoners was hailed as one of the best books of 2006 by the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Slate, The Progressive, Washingtonian magazine, and Playboy. He received the 2003 National Magazine Award for Reporting for his coverage of Islamic terrorism and the 2005 Anti-Defamation League Daniel Pearl Prize. He is also the winner of the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists prize for best international investigative journalist; the Overseas Press Club award for best human-rights reporting; and the Abraham Cahan Prize in Journalism.

In 2001, Goldberg was appointed the Syrkin Fellow in Letters of the Jerusalem Foundation, and in 2002 he became a public-policy scholar at the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars in Washington, D.C.

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