This is a stroke of genius from Little Green Footballs: Just press a button and out comes a genuine Pamela Geller racist rant. Try it yourself. Here's my favorite one so far:

Leftard assclowns are at it again! This week your humble Atla exposed them plotting to destroy the precious free speech of patriotic anti-jihad bloggers with the constrution of a towering Ground Zero mega mosque looking down on the cemetery of 911, and the call to prayer heard by our precious childrenin every city. Leftard assclowns may try to tell you otherwise, but these vile traitors are all as bad as Hitler! That's why we need more people like the hottie Geert Wilders and Filip DeWinter of Vlaams Belang, who are not fascists, as they ban sharia law from the courts, because vile Islamic supremists are already in control of the entire US government. We will take it to the streets. We will take it to the media. We will take it to the movies. We will take it to the halls of justice.