The Hank Williams edition. This is basically explains neo-Confederate ideology. Notice the whiteness of the "we," and generally how black people do not figure in. I think the greatest damage done by The Lost Cause was to basically leave a lot of black people uninterested in the Civil War. But that's ultimately on us. We'll get it fixed soon enough.
You don't have to tell her how big she is. You don't need to touch her belly.