The End of Jury Duty

The truth is, I'd like to be picked for a good trial, like a cocaine distribution ring, or Scooter Libby. But the only trials I've ever been on have been real sleep-inducers. So I'm glad I was ultimately rejected. Rachael Brown was rejected as well. But that's because she's a hooligan. 

This article available online at:

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2009/06/the-end-of-jury-duty/18870/