By the time this column is published, the elections will be over and President Herzog will have asked Texas billionaire H. Ross Perot to form a government. Perot, as you know by now, withdrew from the American presidential race earlier this week and immediately declared himself a candidate for prime minister, instantly wowing the tired Israeli populace with his campaign slogan, "After 44 Years Of Short Jews, Isn't It Time For A Short Goy?"
Read more
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/1992/06/perot-for-premier/8150/