Something the Pakistani Army Should Really Worry About (UPDATED)

Just watch. It's completely nuts. If these guys get nukes, they'll probably just eat them (h/t Jonah Goldberg):

UPDATE: Several observations from a journalist friend:

-- The female "judge" spent the entire performance literally screaming in horror. Then clapped civilly at the end. -- The prize looks like the equivalent of $10 in rupees. And a bunch of concubines. -- They should fire the driver of the running-over-people car. -- Only about half of the stunts seemed to actually work. The rest left the performers bloody and in obviously terrible pain. Prescription: greenlight U.S. pilot PLEASE
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Jeffrey Goldberg is a national correspondent for The Atlantic and a recipient of the National Magazine Award for Reporting. He is the author of Prisoners: A Story of Friendship and Terror. More

Before joining The Atlantic in 2007, Goldberg was a Middle East correspondent, and the Washington correspondent, for The New Yorker. He was previouslly a correspondent for The New York Times Magazine and New York magazine. He has also written for the Jewish Daily Forward and was a columnist for The Jerusalem Post.

Goldberg's book Prisoners was hailed as one of the best books of 2006 by the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Slate, The Progressive, Washingtonian magazine, and Playboy. He received the 2003 National Magazine Award for Reporting for his coverage of Islamic terrorism and the 2005 Anti-Defamation League Daniel Pearl Prize. He is also the winner of the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists prize for best international investigative journalist; the Overseas Press Club award for best human-rights reporting; and the Abraham Cahan Prize in Journalism.

In 2001, Goldberg was appointed the Syrkin Fellow in Letters of the Jerusalem Foundation, and in 2002 he became a public-policy scholar at the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars in Washington, D.C.