We have recently learned, via the Internet, that Jeffrey Goldberg, the fascist Zionist (and yet, strangely, Obama-supporting) Middle East writer, actually served as a military policeman in the notorious Israeli prison camp known as Ketziot during the first Palestinian uprising. Obviously, Goldberg's service at Ketziot as a young man disqualifies him from writing about Israel, which is why Goldberg has attempted to keep this information secret for so long. But after much web-based research, we now have definitive confirmation of Jeffrey Goldberg's sordid history, an entire book devoted to uncovering his dastardly acts. You can buy this book at Amazon.com, but please buy it quickly, because powerful and dark forces of International Zionism will undoubtedly have this book removed from circulation once its existence comes to light. So buy this book now and spread the word about Jeffrey Goldberg's secret past.
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