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Chuck Norris, Meet Rahm Emanuel
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True Rahm Emanuel facts:
"Israel is my middle name" is something Rahm Emanuel can actually say.
When donors offer Rahm Emanuel $5,000 checks, he hangs the fuck up on them.
Rahm Emanuel refers to Washington as "Fucknutsville."
Rahm Emanuel did not fight in the Israeli army as rumored but he probably would have been awesome at it if he had.
Rahm Emanuel's rabbi lets him work on Rosh Hashanah.
"Israel is my middle name" is something Rahm Emanuel can actually say.
When donors offer Rahm Emanuel $5,000 checks, he hangs the fuck up on them.
Rahm Emanuel refers to Washington as "Fucknutsville."
Rahm Emanuel did not fight in the Israeli army as rumored but he probably would have been awesome at it if he had.
Rahm Emanuel's rabbi lets him work on Rosh Hashanah.
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