You Won't See This On the Food Network

By Alfa-Betty Olsen

On The Great American Dream Machine Marshall Efron gave us the lowdown on grading olives, made a lemon cream pie using the ingredients on the package--"no eggs, no cream, no lemon, just pie"--and here he takes on The Food Network and shows us how to cook something nobody wants to eat.

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