In the brightly-lit kitchen, I speak with Nick Cimino, the restaurant's manager, who also owns Mama Cimino's Pizza next door. His friends call him Nick-at-Nite, and Bailey has done a large-sized portrait of him on one of the walls.
FFC started with Cimino's brother, Pete, a close friend of Flav's. "One day, my brother went to Flav's house," he told me, "and Flav was frying up chicken. My brother, he had a piece of it, and said—'man, I got to start selling this out of the restaurant!'" Pete Cimino owns a Mama Cimino's location in Las Vegas. "So they started selling Flav's chicken at the restaurant—strictly 99 cent wings—and they did really well."
"I had a taste of it," he continues, "and me and Flav really kicked it off. We became like brothers. And when I tasted his chicken, I said—'Flav, I'm going back. And I'm going to build a spot in my town. I think it'll be good for the people, good for the community, good for the area—in Clinton, we need something like this."
When I ask him about KFC, he takes a softer line than the diss-slinging MC. "I have a lot of respect for the Colonel," Cimino says. "He's been around a long time. But competition never hurts."
Flav returns and snatches the microphone from the MC. "I just want to thank everybody for coming down and being part of this historical event," he shouts. "Welcome to FFC!" Fans shout "We love you!" "I love you too," Flav snickers, and then launches into a long, hyped-up speech.
Flav starts handing out orders, calling ticket numbers. "189," he says, and passes a sack to someone. Then he gets order 187 and laughs. "187 on an undercover cop," he shouts, referencing the often-cited L.A. law enforcement code for murder.
The restaurant runs out of chicken.
"We kind of ran out of chicken a little early tonight," Flav says. "When my chicken goes out, it's got to be right. I don't just give away anything to make a fast buck. The taste inside of the food is very important. So, we're gonna get it on tomorrow with some fresh pieces, and the whole nine." He thanks everyone for being so hungry, and reminds them there's still plenty of ribs.
In the back of the restaurant, I ask Flav if he has time for a few questions. He lifts his clock pendant. "I got time," he says, pointing at the clock face.
How is FFC different from KFC?
"The secret is putting love into your food," he says. "I season the meat first, then I let the meat season the breading." He won't tell me what's in the seasoning, guarding the ingredients as a kind of trade secret. "You can go to the Colonel, you can ask him what he put in his recipe. He ain't going to tell you," he says. "You can go to Popeye's, ask them what they put in they put in their recipe, they ain't going to tell you. So you come to FFC—Flav's Fried Chicken—ask Flav, what does he put in his recipe?" He pauses. "He ain't going to tell you, either."
This is when it's clear to me that, despite all the handshakes, despite the wings Flav's seasoned by hand, he's actually grooming FFC to be a huge franchise.
I ask him about his plans. "It's going to be a national chain. All I want this franchise to do is just be bigger and stay successful." How long, I ask, before we start seeing FFCs on highways across the country? "Honestly, I'll say within the next year. Within the next year this is going to be huge. I'll even make use of you," he says, and grins at me, "if you want to buy into it."
I tell him I'll sleep on it.
I'd planned on asking him if FFC reflects Public Enemy's politically charged messages in any degree, but by now I don't have the heart—it's clearly a business venture foremost, not a humanitarian endeavor. Still, Flav does seem sincerely invested in Clinton, Iowa.
He speaks fondly of his first visit, in 1987, with Public Enemy, and he's grateful to the town for supporting FFC's launch. He's happy to get some love from the locals. "The warm welcome I got from the mayor today, from the chamber of commerce, was amazing, outstanding," he says. "I'm home. I'm gonna end up calling this home—you watch."
By the end of the conversation, he's hugging me and calling me "Killa Joe." We shake hands, and he returns to the dining room. The crowd is thinner, but still enthusiastic. Somehow, the restaurant is serving chicken again. When I walk out to the parking lot, there's a strange item on the wheelchair ramp: a smashed-in KFC chicken bucket, torn and trampled by FFC fans.