"I was a surrogate, homie."

By Hua Hsu
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http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2009/06/-i-was-a-surrogate-homie/19170/

Utterly entrancing ramble of hurt feelings, rickety metaphors, sideways subliminals and amorphous, the-audience-deserved-better criticisms.

0:40-1:11

You said you wouldn't get mad.
I'm not mad!

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