Get him a body-bag, Johnny

Will Smith's kid is doing a remake of the Karate Kid. Sam Jack is trying to play Sho-Nuff in a remake of the Karate Kid. I have issues with the latter, not so much the former. Busta Rhymes needs to play Sho'Nuff. That said, any day I can post video of Mr. Belding, Daniel-san, and the Cobra Kai is a good day. Also, who would be Mr. Myagi? Bruce Leroy?

UPDATE: Incidentally, there is some cool poetry here--"I was a super-hero, king of 1985\I showed no mercy, I was always Cobra-Kai\But I caught a Crane-Kick to the face..."

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