1.) Mass murderer
2.) Terrorist
3.) Anti-pornography crusader and counselor to survivors of sexual assault, who stars in a porno in which you sexually assault 18-year old girls. Props to Alas, a blog for this.
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2008/07/a-short-list-of-things-not-to-be-when-you-grow-up/4949/
