The video of Reese Witherspoon's arrest for disorderly conduct hit the Internet last night, and it's something. In it, the Walk the Line and Legally Blonde star screamed at a policeman who had stopped her and her husband for suspected drunk driving, saying that she's "an American citizen," that he's "about to find out who I am," and—falsely—that she's pregnant. Below is the edited transcript of a gchat conversation between TheAtlantic.com's sexes editor Eleanor Barkhorn and entertainment editor Spencer Kornhaber about why it's strangely endearing to see this particular celebrity misbehave so spectacularly.
Spencer: This is amazing. No, "this is BEYOND." It's like a movie scene. "Reese," the boyfriend says. "Relax."
Spencer: Oh, yeah. You're kind of obsessed with Reese, right? You wrote that thing about her. What's it like to watch this?
Eleanor: First of all, her Southern accent comes out strong when she's drunk. I find that endearing. But more substantively, it is helpful to see this through the lens of PANIC. She told Good Morning America, "I saw him arresting my husband and I literally panicked."
Spencer: But most people when they're panicked can't play the "do you know who I am?" card. I've never seen a more vivid example of the ugly things that happen when a celebrity is forced to meet reality than this video.
Eleanor: I actually think it's interesting how she doesn't really dwell on the celebrity thing. It's one of many different justifications she throws out there, along with I'm an American Citizen and I'm Pregnant. It's like she's going through all the ways she think she can get out of it, and the celebrity card is just one of them.
Spencer: Yeah, I get that. Thinking back to times when I or people I know have been in trouble or on the verge of it, lying seems like an almost instinctual thing to do when you're trying to wheedle out of a situation.
Thinking more, yeah, hmm. Maybe it's unfair to see this through a celebrity lense. She's just drunk and being idiotic.
Eleanor: That's how I see it. And I also think when you get into trouble you suddenly try to remember all the advice you've gotten in life for how to get out of being in trouble.
I was once reprimanded by a police officer for using a student Metro Card in the NYC subway when I was on vacation. As he was writing the ticket, I was like, "How can I get out of this? How can I get out of this?" and I remembered how someone told me if you cry in front of a police officer, you're less likely to get a ticket. So I started crying. It didn't work. I bet if I were an important person I would have pulled the important person card, but I was a 16-yr-old kid.