Ain't No Party Like a Liz Lemon Party: 100 of the Best '30 Rock' Quotes

"I gotta stay serious. From now on the only movies Tracy Jordan makes are about the Holocaust, Georgia O'Keeffe, or both." —Tracy, Season 5, Episode 12

"I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them." —Kenneth, Season 5, Episode 12

"Michael Kors is a friend—we own a gay racehorse together—and I convinced him to make wizard cloaks fashionable this winter." —Jack, Season 5, Episode 13

"Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on." —Liz, Season 5, Episode 13

"My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season." —Liz, Season 5, Episode 15

"Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?" —Liz, Season 5, Episode 15

"I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs." —Liz, Season 5, Episode 16

"Last night I had sex with Paula, and neither of us was wearing a Walkman." —Pete, Season 5, Episode 19

"This better be important Jack, I was in the middle of buying a bag of bras on eBay. —Liz, Season 5, Episode 20

"I'm still smart enough to know that I'll never do better than you Liz Lemon, cause you're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen." —Dennis, Season 5, Episode 21

"Great news Jack. I've got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbianism." —Liz, Season 5, Episode 22

"It's an old Parcell family recipe, but I like to replace the Union soldier meat with boiled potatoes." —Kenneth, Season 5, Episode 23

"Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch." —Liz, Season 6, Episode 2

"You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?" —Liz, Season 6, Episode 5

"This is a nightmare. My nemeses—Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials—are in the audience." —Jenna, Season 6, Episode 7

"Come on Donaghy. You've skied Mount St. Helens, made eye contact with Michelle Bachman, been trapped under a boulder for 128 hours, you're not scared of anything." —Jack, Season 6, Episode 8

"I'm gonna say to you what I say to all my sharks right before they die: Let's go outside." —Tracy, Season 6, Episode 8

"That sofa is made from Seabiscuit." —Jack, Season 6, Episode 10

"Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka." —Jack, Season 6, Episode 10

"I feel like Oscar the Grouch today, and not just because I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon." —Tracy, Season 6, Episode 11

"You know what they say boys. If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill." —Jenna, Season 6, Episode 16

"Jacky and I know how we feel. We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown, while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier." —Colleen, Season 6, Episode 17

"If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one." Liz, Season 6, Episode 17

"From now on you write and shoot the whole season in two weeks, like Wheel of Fortune or Fox News." —Jack, Season 6, Episode 19

"Recent studies have shown that while pregnancy is disgusting, babies do not need tar or nicotine." —Dr. Spaceman, Season 6, Episode 19

"She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager." —Jack, Season 6, Episode 21

"Liz Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area." —Liz, Season 7, Episode 3

"You look like that flashcard they told me means sadness." —Jenna, Season 7, Episode 3

"Like any penis, Florida is very complicated." —Tracy, Season 7, Episode 4

"She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me." —Jack, Season 7, Episode 5

"Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that pushup last year for nothing!" —Liz, Season 7, Episode 6

"I didn't trust that scoutmaster. He was always wearing shorts." —Colleen, Season 7, Episode 8

"For every orphan Annie, there's a 30-year-old Russian dwarf who's just pretending to be a child, according to a movie that I watched part of." —Liz, Season 7, Episode 9

"I assumed it was the bottle of wine with the card reading 'Dear Doritos, what about just selling bags full of your dust? I could put it on chicken or fish...'" —Jack, Season 7, Episode 10

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