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Moonlighting.

Well...it didn't wok for Darth Vader. And Reagan could never get his version off the ground. We're just saying: past history suggests Death Stars are fraught with potential complications

Don't say the Slate boycott of Google Translate didn't have its costs. 

If the carp was fresh, not flash frozen, and maybe lightly grilled before being impaled on a popsicle stick, then yes: we would eat a carp dog. Gladly.

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