RIP: The Red Sox Decade (2003-2012)

Saturday's epic loss to the hated Yankees marks the sad end of a remarkably successful and interesting era for the Olde Towne Team.

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Brothers and sisters of Red Sox Nation, it is time. And someone's got to say it. So I come before you today to bury a particularly notable version of our beloved team. Let those of us willing to mark the occasion now pause, bow our heads, and solemnly recognize that the Decade of the Sox (circa 2003-2012) is officially and irrevocably over. It was an extraordinary run, giving diehards and new fans alike the thrills and heartbreaks of a lifetime. But like everything good in life it had to come to an end. And now it has. Rest in peace.

If it started on that October night in 2003 when hapless manager Grady Little left Pedro Martinez in too long against the New York Yankees it surely ended on an April afternoon at Fenway Park, yesterday, when beleaguered Bobby Valentine's squad, now 4-10 on the new season after imploding last year, blew a 9-0 lead after six innings in a 15-9 loss to the Yankees. The Yankees. The damn Yankees are always and forever the antagonists in any Red Sox story worth knowing, are they not?

Given how the bad the Sox are playing it's easier to figure why the architect of the team's rise, Theo Epstein, was so eager to take his organizational talents to Chicago. The Cubs have nowhere to go but up. As became clear late last season, and is so obvious today, the Red Sox have nowhere to go but down. Poor Ben Cherrington, Epstein's successor as general manager, who at such a tender age has to figure out how to make lemonade from the lemon of a team he inherited from his mentor. At least he isn't likely to sneak out of Fenway wearing a gorilla suit, like Epstein did back on Halloween day in 2005.

Ah, but there is no need to be caustic about the passing of this glorious era in the team's long history. There is no need to be sentimental, either. It was great while it lasted and it delivered unto the fervent Red Sox Nation two world championships, hard-won prizes it hadn't savored in 86 years. I watched in disbelief in 2004. I was there in person in 2007. I will never forget it. I got my money's worth. And a whole lot more than all those dearly departed souls -- God bless them -- who rooted for the Sox all those years without seeing them win. The truth is that a great many people have gotten rich, or stayed wealthy, thanks to the Red Sox Decade.

Think of all the pink baseball caps that were sold. And all the Fenway tours that were filled. And all the bricks and bats and dirt and balls which were bought by fans all across the world. Think of all the Red Sox teddy bears, and onesies, and bankies that were ordered by parents for their children. Think of Fever Pitch, for goodness sakes, the Nation's cinematic anthem by the Farrelly brothers. Betcha we won't be seeing Drew Barrymore running across the outfield at Fenway Park ever again. And if she does perhaps Valentine can ask her to pitch.

The Red Sox will be good again one day, soon I hope, but for now we are left with a fragile, unlikeable team laden with underachieving prima donnas. A team that cannot pitch, that can only occasionally hit, and that saves its worst moments for the most crucial moments of the game. A team surrounded by questions. Why is Darnell McDonald still a Sox? Why are Sox pitchers so much consistently worse than management has projected them to be? And why wasn't current Sox favorite Dustin Pedroia fined for ridiculing his new manager early last week (the team has not won since)? You would think that Pedroia, Terry Francona's close pal, would have a dollop of shame after the Sox' epic collapse last September.

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Andrew Cohen is a contributing editor at The Atlantic. He is a legal analyst for 60 Minutes and CBS Radio News, a fellow at the Brennan Center for Justice, and Commentary Editor at The Marshall Project

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