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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

That's it. That's what we're calling it. Not 'The Foster Friess Birth Control Debacle' or 'The Claims Which Were Made About Aspirin Being Used As A Contraceptive.' Nope. 'The Bayer Aspirin Contraceptive Remark.' Go nuts.

FAIR-TO-MIDDLING! At least not yet.

Island of Dr. Moreau giving Arianna Huffington a bit more trouble than she thought it would. Wait until she sees Marlon Brando in his miu-miu.

Like Raquel Welch knows what she's doing on the catwalk. She doesn't even swing her arms when she walks.

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