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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Nope, not even if you rinse it off and rub it on your shirt beforehand. NO DICE.

You have brutality questions, Slate has brutality answers. So let's get cracking.

Whoa! Well, we would have put quotation marks around that one, or maybe slipped in an "@" so it wasn't just hanging there. But everyone's entitled to tweet the way they wish.

Simple Twitter truth: adding a ghoulish "Spaaace" to the end of your tweets makes them irresistible 

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