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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites. 

In addition to keeping users in-narrative on a variety of world events, Twitter can also -- in a pinch -- generate plots for the kind of bawdy teen sex comedies that were popular in 1983. Like Catalina Foxes here.
 


 

Downhill Racer was a constant battle.
 


We know what they're trying to say. Which is: if you want Mitt Romney money, it's going to cost you Mitt Romney money


 

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