I'd evidently repressed the memory, but in 2006, National Review put out a list of "the 50 greatest conservative rock songs." Without there being anything wrong with that in principle, it's a sign of how much stretching it took to fill this particular list out that coming in at No. 20 was the (indeed so great) 1982 Clash single "Rock the Casbah." I suppose it's not hard to imagine a resolutely conservative author, writing for a devoted conservative readership, convincing himself and his editors that a song evoking the disturbance of a sharif's political and cultural hegemony somewhere in the Arab world must somehow be "conservative." Or maybe NR's John J. Miller was just finding license in the fact that "Casbah" had been the first song broadcast by Armed Forces Radio during Operation Desert Storm. Joe Strummer himself is in any case said to have wept after hearing that the track's title had been painted on the side of an U.S. bomb to be used in Iraq. If we want to conjure up real political associations for "Rock the Casbah," I'd say Robin Wright has the better sense of its spirit.
"If you fall down and break your leg, there's no way out."