Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
According to a lawsuit we obtained, Shaq ordered his former friend to kill several people http://t.co/8Q0uZ14
Any friend who would ask you to kill several people is not a real friend. Mom taught us that.
This is techically cheating since it came out last night, but who's going to stop us?
There are worse ways to have the New York Daily News report your death.
A foreigner in Disneyland, eating himself sick and not going on a single ride. http://on.wsj.com/o8XmMv
Or: Why Euro Disney Was A Bad Idea.
The Reality and Utility of Bear Paternity Tests http://bit.ly/n6Mqqa
For more on this topic, please consult The Bearenstein Bears Go To Family Court.
Who let the dogs out? We did! Check out this video of the awesome new East River Esplanade & dog park under the FDR: http://t.co/QKHBmtq
Michael Bloomberg got it stuck in our heads, so now we're getting it stuck in yours. Fair is fair. Enjoy your weekend.
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