Cold open—Charlie Sheen unveils his new show, Duh, Winning, with guests John Galliano, Lindsay Lohan, and a hilarious Muammar al-Qaddafi (Fred Armisen). Musical accompaniment by Christina Aguilera. Sponsors: Tiger Blood and Baby Urine.
"Wink. Cocky nod. Point..." Miley Cyrus plays a suave Justin Bieber on The Miley Cyrus Show...
Taboo and apl.de.ap, the other Black Eyed Peas, look for a little appreciation, with help from the extra Kardashian sister.
Miley Cyrus and Raven Symone (Kenan Thompson) offer acting tips, Disney Channel-style (Talk loud, spy in doorways, enter on a scooter...)
Andy Samberg and Miley Cyrus spoof teen romance film Beastly (featuring a nude, fried chicken-munching Andy Samberg...)
Also: Weekend Update—Seth Meyers runs down this week's winners and losers; the Devil (Jason Sudeikis) weighs in on the Westboro Baptist Church funeral protestors.
NEXT, ON MARCH 12: Zack Galifianakis, with musical guest Jessie J.