How Christina Aguilera Should Sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl

Grammy award-winning singer Christina Aguilera, late of the recent disaster film movie musical Burlesque, will open this year's Super Bowl with her rendition of the National Anthem. It's a big gig—106 million people tuned in to last year's game—and Aguilera follows in the footsteps of Carrie Underwood and Jennifer Hudson, who belted their renditions of "The Star Spangled Banner" at Super Bowls XLIV and XLIII. What can she learn from those who have sung before her? Writing for the Culture channel back in September, Ray Gustini created the definitive guide: How to Sing the National Anthem at an NFL Game:

One minute, 41 seconds. That was the over-under on Carrie Underwood's national anthem performance at this year's Super Bowl. Underwood ended up belting out a rendition that clocked in at one minute, 50 seconds, eight of which were dedicated to the word "brave." Underwood should be commended for her brevity. In 2008, it took Jordin Sparks 1:55 to make her way through Francis Scott Key's account of the Fort McHenry bombardment. According to Sports Illustrated's Paul Zimmerman--who is something of an expert on this subject--Beyonce Knowles' performance at the 2004 game held the unofficial record for longest Super Bowl anthem at 2:01, a number Jennifer Hudson shattered in 2009 with a 2:13 rendition that spanned multiple time zones and weather patterns.




At 1:59, Colbie Caillat's performance before the Saints-Vikings game last Thursday lacked the symbolic heft of the Knowles and Hudson's two-minute-plus stemwinders. Whatever Caillat lacked in the vocal filibustering department, she made up for with the sheer curiousness of her interpretation. In her hands, Key's blood-soaked lyrics (those bombs weren't metaphorical) formed the backbone of what sounded like a particularly mediocre alt-country song. In case the spirit of mellowness was lost on anyone, an ambiguously bearded guitar player was on hand to pluck notes at random.




Calliat, Underwood, Sparks, Knowles, Hudson and, indeed, almost every person who performs the song before a group larger than 12, has fallen into the particularly American trap of assuming everything one does is inherently fascinating. This quality is actually more defensible in celebrities, since the entire experience of being famous in America is one long two-minute version of a song that should take 90 seconds. (I know. I timed myself on the way to work one day this week.) It takes what should be a moment of contemplation and commemoration and turns it into someone's big break. It would be imminently more satisfying if we adhered to the junior-high basketball game policy of piping in an old public domain recording from the Naval Academy Band.


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Kevin Fallon is a reporter for the Daily Beast. He's a former entertainment editor at TheWeek.com and former writer and producer for The Atlantic's entertainment channel.

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