Ancient WXPD News reporter Herb Welch (Bill Hader) is back, and can't keep a straight face as he interviews Jesse Eisenberg and smacks him in the face with the microphone:
Digital Short—With help from filmmaker John Waters and musical guest Nicki Minaj, Andy Samberg introduces weird new dance craze "The Creep":
Embattled Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak drops by Weekend Update to explain himself. ("We Egyptians have never been great at picking up signals—we needed 10 plagues before we let the Israelites go..."):
Turner Classics revisits '70s blaxploitation film "The Bride of Blackenstein," starring Jay Pharoah as Dr. Blackenstein, Kenan Thompson as the monster, Jesse Eisenberg as Igor, and Nicki Minaj as the bride endowed with an awe-inspiring backside and the brain of a recently deceased DMV employee:
MTV's racy teen hit "Skins" makes up for its lost ad sponsorships by opening the show to product placements. (Featured goods and services include Trapper McGee's Squirrel-Skin Condoms, the Sweater Dump, and www.BerlusconiIsInnocente.net):
Also: Kristin Wiig spoofs Michele Bachman's off-kilter State of the Union response; Tyler Perry comments on this year's Oscar nominees (a.k.a. movies about "white-people problems.")
NEXT WEEK: Dana Carvey, with musical guest Linkin Park.