"I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane."
That's Samuel J. Jackson's iconic line from 2006's campy Snakes on a Plane, as it aired on broadcast TV. To be clear, those are not the words used in the film.
It's an example of R-rated film dialogue falling victim to FCC filtering when movies are edited for television. Gawker has a brilliant compilation of the best edited-for-TV movie lines, including the hilarious dubbing of dialogue from Die Hard, The Departed, Casino, and more.
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