The monologue: Emma Stone (and the nerds who want to make out with her), with Bobby Moynihan as Jonah Hill and Taran Killam as a dead-on Michael Cera:
Baby Spanx: Got a fat baby? An overweight cat?...
Jimmy McMillan (Kenan Thompson) of the Rent Is Too Damn High party drops by Weekend Update to request your vote this Halloween:
Channel 9 news reporter Peter DeSantos (Bill Hader) gets to the bottom of the most disturbing new teen fads. ("Are teens taking turns hiding Osama bin Laden so they can give him oral sex in exchange for lip gloss?...") :
Brett Favre (Jason Sudeikis) pitches Open-Fly Jeans by Wrangler ("featuring relaxed fit, right where you need it the most..."):
NEXT WEEK: Jon Hamm, with musical guest Rihanna.