Saying Goodbye to Halo

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A few days ago, I was heard to yell at my television. Or, specifically, at Halo: Reach, the sixth official title in the Xbox video game series. I loudly reacted as a squad of aliens, flanking my every angle of escape, set their phasers to "kill." Afterward, my housemate walked up, pulled out his earplugs and asked how much longer he had to listen to my future-war failures.

"Once I beat the game," I told him, "I can write my review."

He groaned. "You know you can't really beat Halo, right?"

Though his line came flippantly, mocking my loss, he was on to something. Halo: Reach, like most other popular first-person shooting games, is built to be played repeatedly. Just like the word "Nintendo" used to be a catch-all for gaming, so has "Halo" become synonymous with online war games, mostly because it was the first finely tuned online shooter for home consoles rather than PCs. In its most popular modes, players group up in 8- or 16-man battles, using all matter of gun, grenade, and gizmo to out-kill their opponents.

Since then, other Xbox and Playstation games have caught up, particularly the Modern Warfare series—a realistic, military yin to Halo's alien-infested yang. With that competition in mind, it's weird that this is Halo's last stand of sorts. Its original creators, Bungie Software, have jumped ship to start new projects, and any future Halo games will be made by different developers.

So here, then, is a goodbye with the biggest of bangs. Bungie has delivered a farewell so large, so packed with content and options and modifiable doohickeys, that fans will spend years trying, and failing, to "beat" it.

Technically, there's an ending here, attached to a quest. Halo's decade of sci-fi lore has always talked about an epic loss for the human race, and this prequel retells the defeat that got the Halo ball rolling. You control one of six super-soldiers, and your mission—to deliver a package that will save humanity—comes with the series' most bleak moments yet. Teammates die. Cities fall as you fly past and watch helplessly. Sadly, H:R wastes its five main characters with steel-faced archetypes and melodrama; the few characters who show signs of personality die too early for us to care, and the other stoic teammates run past the corpses with little reverence: "We have a mission!" etc. etc.

The original Halo trilogy had more time to liven up its brain-dead, sci-fi stereotypes, but H:R rushes its heroes into their graves. The 10-hour quest, too, feels rushed, even though its environments are among the liveliest on any Xbox game. You wander through mountainous, desert landscapes that look like fresh oil paintings, dripping with dusk's purples and oranges. You drop into sprawling cities, their corridors and scaffolded buildings worn down by battle, only to take off in a four-man helicopter that zips from skyscraper to skyscraper. And those set pieces have nothing on the space base whose panicky combat scene is stricken by the silence of outer space.

Most of these sets are used the same way: reach one, wait for waves of enemies to show up, kill 'em all, see a door open, run to the next spot. No puzzles, not much exploration. That's why the game seems rushed at first. But H:R does this intentionally to focus attention on combat—on the crafty enemies who team up to take smart positions, then dodge, weave, and sneak up behind. No other modern shooting game boasts such intense "artificial intelligence," and fighting waves of H:R baddies can have the same appeal as playing an endless game of Tetris... if the t-shaped piece threw grenades, anyway.

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Sam Machkovech is a freelance arts and tech writer based in Seattle, WA. More

Sam Machkovech is a freelance arts and tech writer based in Seattle. He began his career in high school as a nationally syndicated video games critic at the Dallas Morning News, eventually taking up the mantle of music section editor at Dallas weekly paper the Dallas Observer. His writing has since appeared in Seattle weekly The Stranger, in-flight magazine American Way, now-defunct music magazine HARP, gaming blog The Escapist, and Dallas business monthly Dallas CEO. He currently serves as a games and tech columnist for Seattle web site PubliCola.net, as well as a volunteer tutor at the all-ages writing advocacy group 826 Seattle.

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