The cover of last week's National Enquirer is classing it up with a headline reading "Who'll Die First!" (not a question, an exclamation). Those in the running: Lindsay Lohan, Lisa-Marie Presley, and Paula Abdul, among others. The Guardian's Greenslade blog has a photo:

fallon_jul23_natlenquirer_post.jpg

National Enquirer


Read the full story at The Guardian's Greenslade blog.