[A weak episode, unfortunately. A better SNL fix came earlier this week, when NBC aired Saturday Night Live in the 2000s (not online). ]
Another installment of the ESPN Sports Classic—women's weightlifting this time, sponsored by the Today Sponge. ("Put a baby blocker in your lady locker..."):
James Carville drops by Weekend Update to comment on the tea partiers. ("These people aren't the cream of the crop—they're more like the water on top of the yogurt..."):
The Shake Weight commercial—the DVD "for people who like to watch women get all porno with a gym weight":
NEXT WEEK: Gabourey Sidibe, with musical guest MGMT.