Who Wants to Be a Millionaire's new host (Kenan Thompson) isn't the brightest bulb...

Gay night club maven "Stefon" (Bill Hader) drops by Weekend Update to offer family-friendly New York City travel tips:

Kristin Wiig reprises her role as neurotic Weekend Update travel expert Judy Grimes:

Suze Orman (Kristin Wiig) and Nurse Margaret Davis (Gabourey Sidibe) discuss how to cut health care costs by performing self treatment:

"Cherry Battle" — this week's (surreal and minimalist) digital short, featuring Gabourey Sidibe and Andy Samberg:

Also: SNL writer John Mulaney drops by Weekend Update to ponder the Girl Scout cookie business model.

NEXT WEEK: Betty White, with musical guest Jay-Z.