So we're mucking around trying to get this thing back to what it was. For those of you who've left in protest, I have so much I want to say and don't know how to say it.

I thought about doing a rap, a'la 70s soul ("Girl, you know I loved you from the day you registered for comments" or "You blockquotes just do something to a blogger.") But I thought better of it. Marvin does it better anyway. So on behalf of the magazine (If I may be so bold), this goes to you, you and you...